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I know, I know. Email is so 20th century, so outdated. But in many ways, so am I.

While I make no promises about my ability to respond to every message, I will do my best to at least acknowledge it.

(Unless you’re just sending something mean, in which case I will not respond - merely let it fester in the back of my head until eventually my terrible memory washes it away like scribblings on sand.)